Glamrock skits two electric boogaloo

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Monty after sex with Freddy or Y/N or Foxy : Sorry... I'll make sure to give some good aftercare to make up for it

Monty after sex with Bonnie : Complain one more time and Im going to choke you in the not so sexy way


Foxy : Its illegal to be cuter than me

Freddy : I guess crime rates would drop to 0!

Monty : Quiet the opposite actually


Monty : Hurry up

Chica : Wait Im doing makeup

Monty : You don't need makeup

Chica : Awww really?

Monty : You need plastic surgery Kim Kardashian lookin ass


Gregory : *Holds up picture of Y/N*

Freddy : Baby bear! Baby!

Gregory : *Holds up picture of Moondrop*

Freddy : Evil...


Monty to El Chip : I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my boyfriend

El Chip : I would really appreciate it if you would stop cock-blocking me!


Monty : Your like the ocean

Bonnie : ..?

Monty : So fucking salty


Foxy : Wanna hear a joke?

Y/N : Sure

Foxy : Pussy

Y/N : I don't get it

Foxy : LIKE HELL YOU DONT


Y/N : Do you do anything except whine like a little bitch

Gregory : Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch!


Monty : Bullshit

Freddy : WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE


Y/N : Freddy? Are you crying?

Freddy : Yes, its just the onions though

Y/N : *To Onions * What the fuck did you say to Freddy


Y/N : *Trying to reach shelf* Chica I need a boost can you help

Chica : Alright! *Gets Pom Poms* Go Y/N You can do it Your the best woo-hoo!


Vanessa : Whats your favorite idea?

Y/N : Sex

Freddy : The death of people who don't pick up their shit

Monty : Glasses

Bonnie : Guitar porn

Foxy : Being called a good boy

Roxy : Being called a good girl

Chica : Pizza

Sundrop : Eating glitter glue

Moondrop : The death of children

Vanessa : God hates you all


Freddy : If it excites you but scares the crap out of you at the same time, do it!

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