Jake: What is one thing you would change about me?
Heeseung: Your last name.
Jake: aww babe~
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Sunghoon: What is one thing you would change about me?
Jay: Your last name.
Sunghoon: ... We have the same fucking last name you dumb piece of shi-
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Jungwon: What are you reading?
Niki: A book of things I like.
Jungwon: Niki, That's a photo album of Sunoo.
Niki: oh, what a coincidence...
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Jake: Hey Hyung, can you help me plan my wedding?
Heeseung: omg I didn't know you were engaged! congrats! What do you need me to do?
Jake: Be my husband.
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Sunghoon: A guy in front of me just walked into a post and I was so busy laughing that I walked into the same post.
Sunghoon: His name is Jay. We are going for coffee tomorrow.
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[ At their wedding ]
Priest: Repeat after me.
Jake: After me.
Priest: Is he serious?
Heeseung: No, his name is Jake.
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Niki: [sighing] I never had a real friend before.
Sunoo: I can be your friend.
Niki:
Sunoo:
Niki: I also never had a boyfriend before. [sigh]
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Jungwon: Hi can I have two tickets?
Movie clerk: For Romeo & Juliet?
Jungwon: No for me and Niki.
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Sunghoon: Hello nice to meet you. This is my ex-boyfriend, Jay.
Jay: You gotta stop introducing me like that.
Jay: I'm his husband.
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Dispatch: [Following Sunoo]
Boss: Any news?
Dispatch: I think I'm in love with him sir.
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Sunoo: Old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next."
Sunoo: They say it's tradition.
Sunoo: So, I started doing the same thing at funerals.
There were many Shalalalala~ moment in this chapter :p
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FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3