-♡-
Jay: This date is boring.
Sunghoon: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the grocery store.
Jay: Then why did you invite me?
Sunghoon: I specifically said "You don't need to come with me" and you said "Fuck you I'll do whatever I want" and walked with me to the grocery store.
-♡-
Jake: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?
Sunghoon: Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Sunoo: kick him in the shin.
Jungwon: Tackle him.
Niki: Crash him to the ground!
Jay: Dump him.
Heeseung: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!!
Heeseung: JUST ASK ME TO FUCKING LEAN DOWN!
-♡-
Niki: [Gets a paper cut]
Jay: Lol loser!
[A few minutes later in the HYBE building]
HYBE: So let me get this straight. You want to replace every document with tablets and ban every paper in the whole company?
Jay: PAPER IS DANGEROUS!
-♡-
Jay: I blame you.
Sunghoon: How can it be possibly my fault?
Jay: Because otherwise it would be my fault and that's not right.
-♡-
Jake: Putting "uwu" at the end of a sentence makes it cute and harmless.
Heeseung: You're cute uwu
Sunoo: I just got food uwu
Niki: I finished all of Sunghoon Hyung's snacks uwu
Sunghoon: I'll fucking murder you uwu
Jay: Please don't do that uwu
Sunghoon: No promises uwu
Jake:
Jungwon:
Jungwon: uwu
-♡-
I should start studying or my Asian mum would disown me for good uwu
bye kids- uwu
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
