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Sunoo: Hello everyone, and welcome to "Fuck Sunghoon" support group. Where we gather to say a collective "Fuck you" to that stupid bitch.
Sunoo: But first, a few words from our newest member.
Jay: [ Sweats ] So, I- may have misunderstood...
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Heeseung: I like this guy...but he likes someone else
Jay: He's a moron
Heeseung: It's Jake
Jay: Yup! A moron
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Jake: When you're gay with nobody else in the house, you're homolone.
Jay: And when you're bi and no one's around, you're bi-yourself
Sunghoon: when two idiots won't be fucking quiet, you're committing a murder
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Maknae line: [ Looking out of the window ]
Heeseung: What are you guys doing?
Niki: The TV isn't working so we're watching a couple arguing on the street.
Heeseung: ... Wait Isn't that Jay Sunghoon?
Sunoo: shh! It's getting heated
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Stranger: You know they aren't your kids right?
Heeseung: I know that! I don't even look like them. They are little shits. Now if You'll excuse me, I have to pick Jungwon up from his cram school. I don't want him walking home alone
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Sunghoon: [ Listening to Jake talking about his crush Heeseung for an hour and ] How far is Narnia?
Jake: What?
Sunghoon: Well, I figured you're so far in the closet you'll know.
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Currently, I'm working on 3 fanfic drafts. The published ones are still hanging... and didn't start my college assignments, my finals are in June. I'm pretty fucked up hehe
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
Fan fikciaA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
