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Niki: I just want some guy to date me.
A/n: Aww If I were a guy I would.
Sunoo: Same here, wait I am a guy.
-♡-
Sunoo: You have nice eyebrows
Jungwon: really?
Niki: Yeah and you also have nice balls.
Niki: Wait, fuck, no I mean eyeballs.
Jungwon: Thanks Niki ;)
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Niki: I've had many girlfriends
Jungwon: How many were humans?
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Niki: But that hat makes you look like a girl
Sunoo:
Sunoo: Would I look like a pretty girl?
Jake: Of course Sunoo!
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Heeseung: I feel like slapping the stupidest person ever right now.
Jay: Heeseung self-abuse is not okay!
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[Jay going to America]
Jay: Why does my luggage feel heavier than before?
Jay: [opens luggage and sees Sunoo and Jungwon sitting inside]
Sunoo & Jungwon: [crying] Take us with you~
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Sunghoon: Why are yall so nosy? Asking me all these damn questions!
Inspector: This is a crime investigation
Sunghoon: Okay and? Mind your Own damn business!
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I was finding kpop dilfs but jyp showed up I'm not okay :(
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
