Jay: I'm home
Enha:
Jay: You know, whenever Sunghoon walks in everyone shouts 'SUNGHOON' Is it too much to ask for the same treatment?
Enha: We're sorry, try again
[ Jay walks out and comes back in ]
Jay: I'm home
Enha: SUNGHOON!!!
Jay:
~✿~
Jungwon: Can't you just look at it from my perspective?
Jake: [Lowers his head]
Sunoo & Jay: [Crouches a little]
Heeseung, Sunghoon, and Niki: [ Gets on their knees ]
Jungwon:
Jungwon: I'll come for you all in your sleep.
~✿~
Jake: I've been your age, you've never been mine. pay attention.
Niki: I've been your height, you've never been mine. you pay attention.
~✿~
Niki: Jake Hyung is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.
Heeseung: what?
Jungwon: I think he meant to say Jake Hyung is drowning
Heeseung: oh ok.
Heeseung: WAIT WHAT-
~✿~
Jake: why's everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, I would be excited to have just a bunk bed
Sunghoon:
Jay:
Sunghoon: I'm gonna tell him
Heeseung: Don't you dare!!
~✿~
Sunghoon: I want to wake up with you for the rest of our lives
Jay: I wake up at 4 am
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: I want to see you for some point every day for the rest of our lives
~✿~
Jake: Achoo~
Heeseung: you okay?
Jake: yeah, I'm just allergic to handsome people [winks]
Sunoo: Achoo!
Sunoo: yeah same.
Jake: you're like standing alone 10 steps away from us..?
Sunoo: I know. I'm standing beside a mirror.
~✿~
[Niki sharing mint choco ice cream with Sunghoon and sunoo]
Niki: You didn't like this ice cream?
Sunghoon: It's too cold.
Sunoo: And you're not?
~✿~
Jungwon: We need to talk
Jungwon: [Reading from a newspaper] A 20-year-old man held on 'A man protest", chained himself on a gate outside of HYBE LABELS building, and sang "I sware" the minion song 10 times until the members of his band who ate his ramen were disciplined.
Heeseung: ... Who told them I was 20?
~✿~
Sunghoon: If you had to choose between Jake and the money in my wallet, which one would you choose?
Jay: It depends, how much money are you talking about?
Jake: JAY!
Sunghoon: 60 cents.
Jay: I'll take the money
Jake: Jay!!!
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3