Niki: Okay, I want you to kiss the first person who enters through that door.
Jake: Dude! What if-
Sunoo: [ Enters the room]
Jake: Oh, wow. okay I can definitely- What are you doing?
Niki: [ Holding a shocked Sunoo by the waist] Demonstrating.
~❁~
Jungwon: [ spots Niki entering the room] Hi Niki, Hi Suno- wait where's Sunoo?
Niki: He got pissed at me because I was mean to him in his dream.
~❁~
Sunghoon: Aww, you look cute today.
Sunoo: Thank you :)
Sunghoon: Hah! April fool!
Sunoo: .... :(
Sunghoon: You look cute every day :) [ pats Sunoo's head]
~❁~
Jake: Hey Heeseung?
Heeseung: Yeah?
Jake: Can a person breathe inside a working washing machine?
Heeseung: ... Where's Niki?
~❁~
Sunghoon: [ sends Jay a picture of himself with rows of empty seats in the background]
Sunghoon: Look at all the people who want to date you.
Jay: You're in the picture too you idiot.
Sunghoon: Did I hesitate?
~❁~
Heeseung: Murder is never the answer.
Jungwon: Of course, murder is a question.
Niki: And the answer is "Yes".
~❁~
Jake: Pick a card and I'll show you a magic trick.
Jay: [ Picking one ] Uh, ok but I'm not easily impressed.
Jake: [ Tosses the table up in the air, does a spin and a backflip before catching every single card out of the air ]
Jay: F- holy shit.
Jake: That wasn't the trick. I was just shuffling.
~❁~
Niki: Hi my name is Riki. I'm your tour guide I guess.
Niki: Welcome to Japan.
Niki: If you look right, you will see Japan.
Niki: And if you look left, you will see Japan.
~❁~
Heeseung: yes, I'm a reasonably intelligent person. yes, I'm a dumbass and a fool. Multiple things can be true.
Sunghoon: I'm a part-time idiot. I take days off.
Jay: I'm stupid by choice.
Jake:
Jake: Wait... So I'm the real idiot?
~❁~
Jungwon: Have you seen! It says Jake was spotted in a gay bar.
Sunoo: Yeah and? There was a fork seen in the kitchen, nothing special there.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
Fan fikciaA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3