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Niki: If you water water, it grows.
Jungwon: ...What?
Sunoo: He's got a point.
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[on the group chat]
Jake: there are five frogs staring at me rn
Jay: but only one can be America's next top model
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Jay: I don't cook, I don't clean, but let-
Heeseung: You do
Sunghoon: You always do, babe
Jake: You never let us do anything
Jungwon: Even though we often want to
Niki: [grabbing sunglasses] True. But please, continue the song.
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Heeseung, when single: I can't stand people always talking about who they're dating. I like low-key stuff.
Heeseung in a relationship: EVERYBODY LOOK AT SIM JAEYUN! HE'S SO CUTE, AND IS TAKEN BY ME, LEE HEESEUNG !
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Sunoo: Everyone has a toxic trait, except Jungwon he's perfect.
Jungwon: Nope! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.
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[Jungwon after a breakup]
Sunoo: Wonie, you will love again because time will heal a broken heart.
Niki: [throws a brick at the ex's house] BUT NOT THAT BITCH'S WINDOW
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Sunghoon: We're friends! Bros! Bros can cuddle and it doesn't have to be gay.
Jay: You're straddling me!
Sunghoon: Jake does that all the time to Heeseung
Jay: Heeseung and Jake are not a good example of non-homoerotic friendships...
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henlo I just realized that getting into a university is super tough. f u c k
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
