Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen

Part 71

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[Jay in an interview]

Heeseung: So why do you want this job?

Jay: Well I've always been passionate about not starving to death. 

Heeseung: Valid point. What is your plan for the future?

Jay: Lunch and sleeping.

Heeseung: No I mean long-term.

Jay: Dinner and sleeping.

Heeseung: No I- Okay so how good are you at PowerPoint?

Jay: I don't need to brag but I excel at it. [winks]

Heeseung: ... Was that a Microsoft pun? 

Jay: [winks again]

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Jake: If tomato is a fruit, then that makes Ketchup a smoothie.

Jay: please don't-

Jake: French fries with Ketchup is just a fried salad with a smoothie.

Jay:

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Niki: Hi, I'd like to make a return.

Employee: But sir, it's your birth certificate...

Niki: [Sniffs] Mhmm I know.

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Niki: I now identify as invisible. 

Niki: Although I was born visible. But now I'm trans...parent. 

Niki: My pronounce are who/where.

Heeseung: Just get out of the house already!

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Jungwon: I saw the most beautiful thing outside today.

Sunoo: That's strange, I've been inside the entire day.

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Sunoo: Say those three words and I'm yours.

Niki: Those three words

Sunoo:

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Jungwon: So where's your dog that I keep hearing so much about?

Sunoo: Right here. [ shows Niki sitting on the ground]

Jungwon: But that's a grown ass man...

Sunoo: I know he's a little old but who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks? Watch this..

Sunoo: Speak!

Niki: what's up bro?

Sunoo: good boy.

Jungwon: Yeah he just spoke in English. That's a grown ass human-

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Heeseung: Niki Minaj!

Niki: That's right. It's me, your son. And It's Niki dad!

Heeseung: No it's Niki Minaj. I named you.

Niki: You ruined my life!!

Heeseung: How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!

Niki:

Niki: [ starts crying]

Sunoo: Umm guys?... Can we just go back to where we were going to Starbucks?

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Lmao I just remembered that my sister was eating a banana with tomato ketchup... diSgusTinG