-♡-
Sunoo: How long have you been gone??? It feels like a lifetime!
Sunghoon: Just 15 minutes.
Sunoo: BITCH I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR FACE! NOW SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!
-♡-
Niki: It's not gay if I want to date my friend but as a bro, right?
Jungwon: I'm not an expert but that sounds pretty gay.
Sunoo: I'm an expert. That's Gay.
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Jay: Sunghoon has gone shopping. While he's gone I'll be threatening children!
Jake: Why would you do that?
Jay: he's basically 85℅ of my impulse control.
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[Trying to steal their neighbor's cat]
Jake: Okay everyone understood the plan of "if we get caught"?
Jungwon: yes. I'm gonna wet myself, Niki's gonna puke, Sunoo's gonna run away and you're gonna die.
Jake: Good.
-♡-
Jungwon: What's soul is dark but it's scared of ghosts?
Jay: Me.
Sunghoon: Definitely.
-♡-
Jungwon: What do you usually do when I'm gone?
Sunoo&Niki: [sniffs] Wait for you to come back.
Niki: How much do you love me?
Heeseung: Well look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.
Niki: But It's morning.
Heeseung: Exactly.
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Jay: How much do you love us?
Sunoo: So much.
Jay: On a scale from 0 to mint choco?
Sunoo: Mint choco. A thousand of them!
Jay: [ruffles his hair] You're the one.
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saw it on twitter-
yk the thing like parents minding their own business and then the child knocks at the door cuz they can't fall sleep alone. this pic is the definition of it TT
bye take care. see ya soon<3
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3