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Sunoo: [sarcastically ] I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Sunghoon: It's not a joke.
Sunghoon: [ sniffles] I'm a legit snack!
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[At the mall]
Jay: excuse me, I lost my kids, can I make an announcement?
Mall worker: Of course.
Jay: [at full volume on the speaker] GOODBYE YOU LITTLE SHITS!
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Niki: Guys I told Heeseung Hyung that whenever we lie our ears turn red.
Jungwon: What? Why?
Niki: Watch this.
Niki: Hyung you love us right?!
Heeseung: [covering his ears] NO.
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Jake: I'm a father.
Jungwon: That's a dog.
Jake: She's my blood okay?!
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Jay: What's with that driving?! You nearly died!
Heeseung: You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.
Jay:
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Jake: I'd like to announce that Heeseung and I are no longer friends.
Heeseung: What?
Sunoo: Bitch that's a horrible way to tell people that you guys are dating...
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Niki: [ runs into a glass door and passes out]
Sunoo: [walks away]
Jake: Isn't that your boyfriend?
Sunoo: Shhhhh, lower your voice.
-♡-
bye guys<3
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Fan FiktionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
