Jake: Oh shut up I wasn't that drunk last night.
Sunghoon: But you were. You even tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Jake: [Emotionally tearing up] cuz you are bro..
Sunghoon: bro~
-♡-
Niki: What does "Take out" mean?
Heeseung: Food
Jay: Dating
Sunghoon: Murder
Jake: It could be all three if you're bold enough
-♡-
Sunghoon: [crying] I'm going to cry all night and it's your damn fault.
Jay: Baby
Sunghoon: No, it's not the time for pet names!
Jay: I'm calling you a baby
Jay: I'm insulting you
-♡-
Jake: I am not needy
Sunghoon: You're the definition of needy. Once you called at three in the morning just to make sure, if we were still best friends
-♡-
Jay: I got you a present bro.
Jake: bro these are expensive shoes
Jay: [Reveals matching shoes]
Jay: Now we're soulmates!
Jake: [Tearing up] omg broo~
Sunghoon: [Eating salad] Right in front of my salad?
-♡-
Niki: without you, 60 minutes feels like an hour.
Jake: Aww how cute.
Heeseung: [From a distance] wtf?
-♡-
Sunghoon: Can you do me a favor?
Jay: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my own DNA at the scene and take the blame to myself. So yeah sure.
Sunghoon:..... Can you do the dishes?
Jay: No :)
Bye kids-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3