-♡-
Jake: Thanks, man. I don't know what I'd do without you
Jay: Die
Jake: yeah :')
-♡-
Jungwon: [asleep on the couch]
Niki: [shoots his forehead with a toy gun]
Jungwon: [startled] This is why dad doesn't fucking love you
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[Jay teaching his two kids]
Jay: Okay, I'm gonna pretend to be a burglar and you're gonna show me what you would do.
Sunwon: [Nodding]
Jay: Give me all your money if you wanna live!
Jungwon: Bold of you to assume I have money!
Sunoo: Bold of you to assume I wanna live!
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Jake: Let me see what you have in your hand
Sunghoon: A knife
Jake: No!
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Ex: You're a psychopath!
Jungwon: He prefers the term ' god'
Niki: [proud brother noises]
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Sunghoon: What's the first thing you notice when someone walks up to you?
Sunoo: The audacity
Jake: Periodt!
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Sunghoon: [does something wrong] oh fuck me!
Heeseung: That's what your brother asked me to do last night
Sunghoon: YOU DID WHAT???
Heeseung: I fucked your brother
Note: Jake is the brother bye
-♡-
woke up after a nap
my cat gave me a slap
hii
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
