-♡-
Sunghoon: If chickens were big enough to eat us, would they?
Jake: Without a question.
Jungwon: Without remorse Without hesitation.
Sunoo: Without Napkin.
Niki: Without dipping us in the sauce.
-♡-
[ Everyone eating dinner at the dining table]
Niki: [Spilled some peas on the table]
Sunoo: Oh no...
Sunghoon: I think...
Jay: [ Looking at Sunghoon] Don't you dare...
Sunghoon: [weezing] Niki just pead on the table.
Jake & Jungwon: [Laughing their ass off]
Niki:
Heeseung: One dinner... Just one dinner...Can't you guys shut the fak up?
-♡-
Sunghoon: Welcome to flight A404 non-stop to California.
Sunoo: You know, there are male flight attendants...
Sunghoon: [Dressed up as an air hostess] Yeah but I like the high heels they gave me.
-♡-
Jake: Why are Jay and Sunghoon frowning and ignoring each other?
Sunoo: They got into an argument and fought.
Jake: But why they are sitting beside each other holding hands?
Sunoo: They both get depressed if they don't see each other after a fight.
-♡-
Heeseung: Where is everyone?
Jake: They decided they should go see a therapist!
Heeseung: Great! How are they?
Jake: I don't know. I haven't called any of them yet-
Jay: He's asking about the therapist
Jake: huh?
Heeseung: Yeah how are they
Jake: what?
Jay: the therapist is now seeing a therapist.
Jake: wait what?
Heeseung: That's normal.
-♡-
Sunoo: [doing laundry] Jungwon please don't hang out with Niki too much.
Jungwon: why not?
Sunoo: I get a weird feeli-
Niki: [pops his head out from inside the washing machine] yeah why not?
Sunoo: OH MY FUCKIN G-
-♡-
[Enhypen visiting the aquarium]
Jay: [Passes by an octopus]
Jay: How many tickles would it take to make an octopus laugh?
Sunghoon: [Giving him the look]
Sunoo: Oh no... Not again..
Jay & Sunghoon: Ten tickles [ laughs out loud]
Heeseung:
Heeseung: I sware to god if you two don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna chock you with those tentacles!
-♡-
Do yall look at a lovie-dovie couple and say "eww cringe"? I do.
Actually, I'm focking lonely TT
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
फैनफिक्शनA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
