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Niki: can I have some candy?
Jake: you know the rules.
Niki: [Pouting sadly] No candy before dinner?
Jake: No, that's Heeseung's rule. My rule is, bring me a candy too.
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Teacher: Sunoo, I asked you to bring something important to you.
Sunoo: I did
Teacher: what I meant was an object, not your Hyung.
Sunghoon: Bitch, did you just say I'm not important?
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Jay: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.
Niki: You left me at the parking lot three days ago.
Jay: I did that on purpose.
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Jay: Why does the salad taste so bad?
Sunoo: Don't say it like that. I worked hard on it.
Jay: Did you wash the lettuce though?
Sunoo: of course, I even used soap.
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Niki: what am I supposed to say to people at funerals?
Jay: I'm sorry for your loss, then move on.
[ later at a funeral ]
Niki: I'm sorry for your loss move on.
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Jay: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Sunoo: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Jungwon: Sunghoon Hyung tripped in the parking lot.
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Jake: Is 4 a lot?
Sunghoon: It depends. For dollars? No. Body? Yes.
Jay:...
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
