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[ Enha babygirls sitting inside a cafe waiting for their blind date]
Jake: I wanna date a sweet and kind guy, who'd take care of me and buy me Ramyeon anytime.
Sunoo: That sounds cute! And what about you?
Sunghoon: My boyfriend must have to be top of the line, organized, graceful-
Jay: [Enters] Hi, I'm Ja-
Jay: [Trips over air, falls on his face, spills water over Sunoo's phone, spills dirt all over Jake's head]
Sunghoon: I want this one...
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Jake: Would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million dollars?
Sunghoon: I'd roundhouse kick you in the face for free.
Jake: [Tearing up] I'm your best friend?
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Sunghoon: Stop looking at me like that! We're fighting!
Jay: But you look cute...
Sunghoon: [Blushes] Thank you...
Jay: You're welcome ;)
Sunghoon: Now stop.
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Sunghoon: It's fine for two people in a relationship to do things differently.
Sunghoon: Jay does things his way, and I do them correctly.
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Niki: I love you.
Sunoo: And how many people do you tell the same thing to?
Niki: Everyone.
Sunoo: Everyone?
Niki: Yes, I tell everyone that I love you.
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Jungwon: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Sunoo: What? No, I-
Niki: [Enters the room]
Jungwon: told you!
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Jay: I haven't eaten anything since 11. I am starving.
Jake: WHAT?!? And how old are you now???!?!?
Jay:
A/n: I just made this joke on my mum and she looked at me with disappointment, then laughed out loud a minute later.
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European air hitting Niki so hard...lmao bye gonna cry over that shit uwu <3
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3