-♡-
[Sunghoon as Sunoo's lawyer]
Sunghoon: your honor, Sunoo is innocent
The judge: He punched his neighbor?!
Sunghoon: That bitch had it coming!
-♡-
Heeseung: I love you
Jake: I love you too
Heeseung: I love you more
Jake: I love you more than you love me
Jay: I'd love it if you don't do this in the group chat
-♡-
[Sunoo, searching Maknae line's dorm room]
Sunoo: I can't find it. I can't find it!
Jake: what can't you find?
Sunoo: I can't find it. I can't find the happiness of my life!
Jake: What? You're not even dating Niki either Jungwon.
Jungwon: He means he can't find mint choco ice cream. He doesn't care about me and Niki.
-♡-
Jake: It's really frustrating.
Heeseung: what is?
Jake: watching Sunghoon openly flirt with Jay and Jay not realizing it.
Heeseung: [wearing a "Date me Jake" shirt] Haha yeah, he's so oblivious...
-♡-
Heeseung: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Jake:
Sunghoon:
Jay:
Heeseung: please clap your hands...
-♡-
Heeseung and Jake: [Happily cuddling on the couch]
Niki: [snuggles between them] ah, this is nice.
Heeseung: okay, what the fuck.
-♡-
Niki: what's this movie called?
Sunoo: "I love you, man"
Niki: Aww I love you too, but what's the movie called?
Sunoo: I LOVE YOU, MAN
Niki: I LOVE YOU TOO!
-♡-
Bye kids! Gonna go for haunting a father for you cuz he left to buy milk. That bitch is trippin he needs a slipper on his face-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3