-♡-
[At a bar]
Jay: Hey handsome, what's your name?
Sunghoon: Get lost!
Jay: Sounds exotic. I'm Jay
-♡-
Sunoo: I don't know what I'm feeling right now.
Jay: Try to describe it.
Sunoo: [screams]
-♡-
Niki: Bro this girl dumped me. Can I take you on the date instead?
Jungwon: Look I'm gonna be frank-
Niki: Cool! But can I still be Niki?
-♡-
Sunoo: What time is it?
Sunghoon: I don't know. pass me the mic.
Sunoo: [passes the mic]
Sunghoon: [starts singing at the top of his lungs]
Jay: [shouting from the other room] WHO THE F*CK IS SINGING AT 2 IN THE FREAKING AM?!
Sunghoon: It's 2 am.
-♡-
Girl: Hey Niki how are you?
Niki: [freaks out inside]
Niki: [Doesn't know what to say, yes or okay]
Niki: I'm gay.
-♡-
[Jay gets a call, Niki is in the hospital]
Jay: [at the hospital] I'm Niki's emergency contact.
Nurse: Oh so you're here to pick him up?
Jay: No. I'm here to remove my number from his emergency contact.
-♡-
Niki: What's that nice French place we went to last month?
Jungwon: France?
Niki: Yeah that's the one.
-♡-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
