-♡-
Jay: Do you think I enjoy being a mother hen to this family?!
Jungwon:
Niki: Yes!
Jake: Definitely.
Sunghoon: 100%
Sunoo: Without a doubt.
Heeseung: Without kicking me out.
Jay: ok, You're right.
-♡-
Sunoo: It's a beautiful day.
Sunghoon: I want it to rain.
Sunoo: Oh, so more flowers can grow?
Sunghoon: Actually, I was gonna say "To fit with my mood" but let's just go with that.
-♡-
Jay: Oh just go fuck yourself Sunghoon!
Sunghoon: Fuck me Yourself, coward!
Jay: What the fuck!
Sunghoon: Yes the fuck!
Heeseung: LANGUAGE!
Jake: Guys calm down. It's just monopoly...
-♡-
Jake: People treat me like an idiot.
Jake: So, I'm allowed to act like one from time to time. It's one of the perks.
-♡-
Niki: If I die, I don't want to be buried. I want my body to be donated to scientists because I want to be useful in death.
Jake: You should be useful in your life first...
Niki: No, that ship has sailed.
Jay: Can we return to the part "If I die"?
-♡-
Niki: Hyung I'm going out!
Sunghoon [who is babysitting them]: Where are you going?
Niki: Either to get ice cream with Sunoo and Jungwon or commit arson. We'll decide on our way.
Sunghoon: You can't go-
Niki: You're mean-
Sunghoon: -without me.
Niki:
Sunghoon: Take me with you too
-♡-
[Texting]
Niki: You're the greatest father in the world.
Heeseung:... What did you do this time?
Niki: [Sweats through phone]
-♡-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
