Jay: Is that a vodka?
Jake: Yes
Jay: Straight?
Jake: No, I'm gay
Jay: And I love and fully support you, but it is 10:30 in the morning—
Jake: It's 5 pm somewhere
-♡-
Heeseung: Hey Jake! Get ready for a night out on the town! I just found a Taco Bell gift card with 7 dollars left on it!
Jake: I'll wear my best clothes!
Jay in the other room overhearing them: [facepalms]
-♡-
Heeseung: Alright, let's go straight home.
Jake and Sunghoon: [simultaneously] Guess we can't go.
Jay and Jungwon: [starts walking in curvy lines and zigzags]
Sunoo: [doing cartwheels]
Niki: [Flying on his chair]
-♡-
Jay: Being Gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on the window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey let's throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us
Heejake:
Sunghoon: If the windows open and you time right, you can do both
-♡-
Sunghoon: Next question! You have a crush on Jake.
Heeseung: That's not even a question.
Sunghoon: So you agree it's a fact? Interesting...
-♡-
[At Heeseung's pretend funeral-]
Niki: So I wrote this song the moment I found out Mr. Lee had tragically died.
Niki: It's called wearing yellow to a funeral. [The music cues in as the spotlight hits Niki]
Niki: Heeseung was a MASSIVE C-
[Everyone stops him]
Sunoo: When did we decide you could sing?
Jungwon: He wants the attention
Heeseung: Over my dead body
Everyone: ...
-♡-
Niki: If my stuffie is cold, can I put them in the toaster oven?
Heeseung: No, Ni-ki. That would be a mistake.
Niki:
Niki: Hyung
Heeseung: What?
Niki: I made a mistake
-♡-
So my parents will send me to a hostel or somewhere after this month or maybe at the end of the month. I have an admission test idk when, maybe in January, it's uncertain. I don't think there will be Wi-Fi where I'll be staying, it's for studying after all. So I will be going on hiatus again. I'll try to update my other books occasionally, and I'll update this one again if I can find good quotes. But the updates won't be regular like before. I'm not completing this book in case I find new quotes.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
