Sunghoon: Pass me the papers.
Jay: What are the magic words?
Sunghoon: Expecto patronum SerpensortiaTarantallegra teteris-
Jay: Just take the paper! OMG!
-♡-
Jake: I was born and raised in Australia.
Jay: Which part?
Jake: All of my body except my right arm. He's Italian.
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Jake: Give a man fire he'll be warm for the rest of the night.
Sunoo: Set a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Jake: That's not how it is!
Sunghoon: Technically he's right
Jake: Don't encourage him!
-♡-
[Heeseung and Jake aren't home]
Maknae line: We want you guys to play our parents.
Sunghoon: I'm not going to be your parent.
Jay: I'm leaving.
Sunoo: To buy milk? That's great Dad, you already know your lines!
Sunghoon: What the fu- Go to your rooms!
Jungwon: Hey mom's doing great too!
Niki: [Clapping hands dramatically]
Jay:
Sunghoon:
-♡-
Jake: Hola Heeseung! quieres hacer el amor?
Heeseung: ...No I don't wanna sleep with you.
Jake: Omg is that what it means? Man, I really had a gross basketball instructor...
-♡-
Jay: I'm bisexual
Jay: Also, I hate everyone
Jay: So It's more like
Jay: Byesexual
-♡-
Sunoo: Guys I'm having boy problems.
Sunghoon: Just remember that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his fourth and fifth rib.
-♡-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
