Enhypen: [Singing Birthday song for Sunghoon]
Sunghoon: Thank you. It was a little bit pitchy but I'll let it slide.
Sunoo: And You're a little bit bitchy but we're nice people so we don't say it out loud.
Sunghoon: Fair enough
-♡-
Sunghoon: [ Texting Jay ]
Sunghoon: You up?
Jay: Yeah. Why?
Sunghoon: Please come help me with the groceries at the store.
Jay: Just kidding. I'm sleeping bye
-♡-
Niki: Hey
Sunoo: Hi.
Niki: So you fell in the gym today? Haha
Sunoo: No, no, no. The floor just needed a hug :)
Niki: Ok. So that's why u were crying?
Sunoo: It was a very emotional moment :(
-♡-
Niki: Hey dad come pick me up. I'm suspended.
Heeseung: What did you do this time?
Niki: Nothing, My teacher just asked me a simple question and I gave her a simple answer.
Heeseung: What did she ask and what did u answer? And you're grounded.
Niki: She said if I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other then what do I have. I said drinking problems
Heeseung: You're un-grounded for learning my smartass talents
-♡-
[Jake texting Jay ]
Jake: Bro I have an idea.
Jay: What is it?
Jake: Since It's going to be almost 2023 in a few minutes. Order a pizza. And when the pizza arrives say "WTF I ORDERED THE PIZZA LAST YEAR!"
Jay: lmao
-♡-
Niki: Bro I just kissed someone hot from the school and it was epic ;)Heeseung: Look who you're texting.
Niki: Shit!..
Heeseung: Get home now
Niki: April fools!
Heeseung: It's December.
Niki:.... December fools!
Heeseung: HOME NOW!
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3