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Sunghoon: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Jay: It's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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Jay: [ Wakes up in the middle of the night to see Jungwon two inches away from his face]
Jungwon: So we had this ide- stop screaming! so we had this idea..
Jay: What the hell? Who's "we"???
Niki: [ popping up beside Jungwon] SO WE HAD THIS IDEA-
Jay: DEAR GOD, THERE'S TWO OF THEM!
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Sunghoon: I'm 70% exhausted, 20% sarcastic, and 20% don't care.
Jay: That's 110%
Sunghoon: 20% don't care
Jay: I should've seen that coming...
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Jay: Do you want to tell me how you two crashed the car?
Jake: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Heeseung couldn't see, So I yelled "Heeseung, Deer!"
Heeseung:
Jay: And what your response was?
Heeseung: "Yes, Honey?"
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Maknae line, knocking on Sunghoon's door: Can we go to a haunted house?!
Sunghoon: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Sunoo: What-
Sunghoon: [slowly closes his bedroom door] Good night.
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Niki: Shout out to my parents for making the most perfect kid ever!
Sunoo: Congratulations to your sister!
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Heeseung: The moon is beautiful tonight.
Jake: Yeah... But you know what else is beautiful?
Heeseung: Who?
Jake: [ Holding Layla] This doggie right here !!
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Today my sister put makeup on my cat... He looks like those drag queens... But the makeup won't go off unless we bathe him. My poor white cat 😭
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
