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Niki: Tomorrow is garbage day.
Sunoo: I can't believe they made a day for you.
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Jake: Why can't trees give something important like WiFi?
Jay: So fuck oxygen I guess
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Sunoo: How do we get in?
Niki: I was a master of thieves, step aside.
Niki: [punches the window]
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Sunoo: I love sarcasm. It's like punching people with words.
Jungwon: Please stop punching people.
Sunoo: NEVER.
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Sunoo: Would you take a bullet for me?
Jake:...yes?
Jay: [ Angrily stomps into the room]
Sunoo: [runs away] Thanks Jake!
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Heeseung: I'm going to bed, don't do murders.
Jungwon: Okay we won't.
Niki: Fine...
Sunoo: I'm gonna burn a forest down.
Heeseung: Technically it's not murder, I'll allow it.
Niki: What-
Jay: [Running] No if I do it first muahahaha [evil laughter]
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Jake: There's something I need to ask you about you-know-who.
Sunghoon: Voldemort?
Jake: No.
Sunghoon: Is it Voldemort?
Jake: It's not. Why did you bring him into this conversation?
Sunghoon: You haven't mentioned anyone in this conversation, so I'm gonna assume it's Voldemort
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I published that boynextdoor chat fic on my second account JaneNextDoor
Check it out ig?
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
