idk how other heejake shippers stay alive after seeing that. cuz I'm dying here, send help
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[Texting]
Jay: Hyunggg there's a raccoon on my couch!
Jay: And he is trying to bite me!!!
Jay: what do I do???
Heeseung: idk play dad
Jay: ok
Heeseung: dead*
Heeseung: no
Heeseung: Jay wait
Heeseung: JAY!
Jay: He can ride a bike now
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Jay: I want to kiss you
Sunghoon: [ Not paying attention] what?
Jay: I said if you die, I won't miss you!
Sunoo: [Shouting from a corner] He said he wants to kiss you :D
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Jake: [ Knocking on the door] Niki, open up!
Niki: It all started when I was a kid-
Jake: That's not what I meant
Sunoo: shh let him finish!
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Jay: I could kill you if I wanted to you know that?
Sunghoon: Oh yeah? So could another human
Sunghoon: So could a dog
Sunghoon: so could a dedicated raccoon and a penguin
Sunghoon: You're not special Mr. PARK!!
Jay:...
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Jake: I'm cold :(
Heeseung: [Gives him his jacket]
....
Sunghoon: I'm cold :(
Jay: [Sets the house on fire]
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Niki: What goes up and never comes down?
Jay: The amount of stress you bring to this family
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
