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Heeseung: Where were you guys?
Jungwon: We went to TXT sunbaenim's dorm.
Sunoo: They invited us to hang out. They are so sweet!
Niki: And Soobin Hyung has an Ouch mouse in his room.
Heeseung: What?
Jungwon: A hedgehog. Hyung has a pet hedgehog.
Sunoo: He's called Odi.
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Jake: Ayo bro
Jay: Yeah bro?
Jake: Would you forget me after 5 minutes?
Jay: No?
Jake: Would you forget me after 5 hours?
Jay: No.
Jake: after 5 days?
Jay: No...
Jake: 5 weeks?
Jay: No bro.
Jake: Okay.
Jake: Knock knock
Jay: Who's there?
Jake: YOU SAID THAT YOU WON'T FORGET ME! LIAR!!
Jay: WTF BRO?!
Sunghoon: [Eating in a corner] wtf?
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Stranger: So are you human? Like one hundred percent actual human? I've heard some scary stuff about you guys.
Jungwon: Yeah, of course, we are! Aren't we guys?
Sunoo: What's a human?
Niki: Can we eat it?
Stranger:
Jungwon: [Face palms]
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Jake: Bro I saw those birds sitting on my window this morning...what do you call them...park chickens?
Jay: What?
Sunghoon: What chicken?
Jake: Park chicken..? You know the birds we see and feed at the park.
Sunghoon: Ducks?
Jake: No, no the ones that are small and fly.
Jay:... You mean pigeons?
Jake: That's it! That's the bird!
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: I almost thought you called us chickens.
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Jake: Any tips on how to look good to someone?
Sunoo: Make them laugh all the time.
Jake: Wow you actually helped me this time, it was a nice one.
Sunoo: Yeah cuz the more they laugh, the more time they spent with their eyes closed. So it's easier for them.
Jake: You petty little bitch-
Sunghoon: [ Using all of his self-control to not laugh out loud]
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Jake: Park chicken?
Jay: pigeon.
Jake: Beach chicken?
Jay: Seagull.
Jake: Speed chicken?
Jay: Austrich.
Heeseung: [observing them] what are they doing?
Sunghoon: Translating bird names from Jake's English to actual English...
Jake: Carnival chicken.
Heeseung: What is that chicken? Sounds interesting...
Jay:
Sunghoon:
Jay: Parot.
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last year I went to the zoo and saw a speed chicken, it was huge and those legs were thick, juicy and so smegxy~ I wanted to fry it and bite it.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3