-♡-
[Niki in police station]
Cop: You ran a red light.
Niki: So did you, hypocrite!
Cop: I was following you.
Niki: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: get out...
-♡-
Jake: guys I've been meaning to tell you, Heeseung and I are dating.
Everyone: [Gasps] omg!
Jake: Heeseung why are you surprised too?!!
-♡-
Jay: Stressed
Sunghoon: Depressed
Sunoo: Possessed
Jungwon: Obsessed
Heeseung: Impressed
Jake: Chicken breast
Everyone: What?
Jake: I just wanted to join in.
-♡-
Jay: Don't correct me!
Sunghoon: Don't be wrong!
-♡-
Sunghoon: Okay I get it. Maybe you guys don't like me because I'm a bit comparative.
Jake: No, manipulative.
Sunoo: "Cutthroat bitch" is your official title!
-♡-
Jungwon: I just killed a roach in the kitchen.
Sunoo: [gasps] I can't believe you did that to Niki!
-♡-
Jungwon: It's the spooky season!
Jay: Every season can be spooky if you get haunted by your life decisions.
Jungwon:
-♡-
Sunoo: If I say I love you, would you say it back?
Jungwon: of course
Sunoo: I love you
Jungwon: It back
-♡-
Sometimes I wanna kill my ex😔
But then I realize I'm a lonely ass bitch who has never dated in her life🤡 [sigh] slayy😔💅
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
