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[Niki and Jake sitting in a cafe, Jake's phone starts ringing]
Niki: [ Looks who's calling ]
Niki: Omg you still call your dad "daddy"? Hahaha.
Jake: [ Glares at him and receives the call ]
Jake: Hey Heeseung!
Niki: [ Chocks on grape juice ]
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Niki: What if I came home with six kittens?
Jay: What's in the box?
Niki:
Jay: Niki what's in the box?
Niki: I think you know
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Jake: How can I make a date really romantic?
Sunghoon: Make is mysterious.
Jake: Got it! thanks ;)
Later~
Heeseung: Where are we going?
Jake: None of your fucking business!
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Jay: I'm bi-
Sunghoon: [ Gasps hopefully ]
Jay: -lingual. I can speak two languages fluently.
Sunghoon: oh... [ Takes a sip of water]
Jay: I like guys too.
Sunghoon: Spits out the water.
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Jay: All in all it was a successful trip!
Jungwon: We lost Niki...
Jay: Such a successful trip!
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Jungwon: Truth or dare?
Sunghoon: Dare.
Jungwon: I dare you to kiss the person you find hot in this room.
Sunghoon: That's easy. Heeseung Hyung, could you move? I'm trying to reach Sunoo.
Sunghoon: Hey Sunoo!
Sunoo: [Blushes] Hey!
Sunghoon: Can you move? I'm trying to reach Jake.
Sunoo: wtf?
Sunghoon: Hey Jakeu!
Jake: Omg hi!
Sunghoon: Um..so...
Jake: [Blushs harder] yes?
Sunghoon: Could you move please, I can't reach Jay.
Heeseung, Niki & Jungwon: [Chocks on air]
Sunoo: WHAT THE FREAKETY FUC-
Jay: My babe is hotter. C'mere lemme kiss you!
Sunghoon: Shut up honey! You're the hottest! [ kisses Jay on the cheeks]
Jake: Why are we even here...
Sunoo: Just to suffer...
Heeseung:
Niki:
Jungwon: chile anyways so...
A/N: Mwahahahaha Jayhoon wins at the end!
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I'm so much socially anxious that I'm even anxious on social media. I'm a hazard to society.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3