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September 1st 2007
𝔇ear Luke,
Please tell Ethan that he's a complete douche and I'll smack him next time I see him.
Ellie x
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September 4th 2007
Dear Luke,
Keep saying dumb things like that and I'll break up with you. I swear to god, one more 'you might burn the house down' joke and I'm revoking your key privileges and never cooking you pasta ever again.
Arabella.
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September 7th 2007
Dear Luke,
Please tell Ethan he can shove that opinion and fake apology up his ass. I've slammed the door on his face once and I will be glad to do it again. Does it look like I'm joking?
Don't answer that, it's rhetorical.
More funny jokes about crispy food will also end in death for you. I'm pretty sure that my heart can keep beating without you around to try and get me flustered.
Ellie
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September 10th 2007
Dear Luke,
ONE MORE SHORT COMMENT AND I WILL END YOU. TRY ME
Arabella
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September 14th 2007
Luke Alexander Castellan,
After much consideration, I have decided that murdering you and Ethan is at the top of my priority list. Be warned, I will find you, and I will kill you.
