💜 Pickup Lines - NCT Dream.

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Hey guys I'm back with another segment.

This time we are going to see NCT Dream using pickup lines on you and how will you react to it..

Let's dive in.

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Haechan:

Haechan: Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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Haechan: Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You: I'm broke !

Haechan: ......

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Renjun:

Renjun: Are you French? 

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Renjun: Are you French? 

You: No, why?

Renjun: Because Eiffel for you.

You: .....

Rejun: You get it? Eiffel as in I fell.

You: sadly, yes!

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Jeno:

Jeno: Feel my shirt

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Jeno: Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? 

You: * Touch his shirt * What?

Jeno: Boyfriend material.

You: *sighing * I-

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Jaemin:

Jaemin: If I was any object I would be a fan

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Jaemin: If I was any object I would be a fan.

You: Why?

Jaemin: So when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot.

You: I- Boyyyyy that was smooth as butter.

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Chenle:

Chenle: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dolphins can like in land right?

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Chenle: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dolphins can like in land right?

You: You are not wrong!

Chenle: How -

* You show his face in the mirror *

You: This is the dolphin I was talking about.

Chenle: .....

Jisung:

Jisung: We're like Chocolate and Marshmallows

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Jisung: We're like Chocolate and Marshmallows.

You: Why?

Jisung: Cause you're Hot and I wanna be on Top of you.

You: Oh wo....

Taeyong: You young man have become really naughty, the only thing you'll be doing is reading bible.

* Gets dragged away by Taeyong *

Jisung: But hyung....

Taeyong: No buts!

You: What the F happened here...?



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