Hey Jizus! (Crack)

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Peter gets out of the chains then saw a man with long hair.

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"HeY JiZuS! Where the SHITTAKE MUSHROOM am I?!" he asks.

The man face him, "don't call me Jizus kid, lets go" he said then grabs Peter's hand.

"Stahp! I'm sensetive AUHBREY!" Peter said and slap 'Jizus's' face.

"My faceu!" Jizus exclaims and hits Peter.

"BLEAAAACHHHHHHHH!" Peter said and started hitting Jizus.

They arrive inside the jet, "MR. STARK! CAP! THIS BLEACH JIZUS HIT MY FACEU!" Peter shouts then he was given a glass of water.

"ThIs BitCh EmPtY! YEEEEEEEEET!" he said and throws the glass.

"JIZUS PETER!!!!!" Everyone in the whole universe shouts including Thanos.

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A/N: I'm sorry I'm bored

AND I AM SO EXCITED TO WATCH AVENGERS ENDGAME!

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