Jake Peralta's sister. Brooklyn Nine Nine.

48 hours

I got called in at the PERFECT time. Yep you guessed it. I was clubbing. Okay yes I'm a partier but there is nothing wrong with that I'm safe. But I had to come in with a short sparkly dress, heels, and a lot of makeup
"Mary, why are you dressed like this again", Sarge asks with Jake walking over.  "Clubbing ok it's a Friday night" Sarge shakes his head. "You know I love you like one of my daughters and it physically hurts me to see you like this". "It physically makes me sick" my brother jumps in. "I'm just having fun don't worry I'm safe" and I kiss Sarge on the cheek for caring. It is real nice of him.

My idiot brother arrested someone with literally no evidence. All he did was call him joke instead of Jake. Now we have 48 hours to help get evidence and this ruins the whole weekend. We don't leave or sleep until we get it. I think I already proved how I do without sleep.

"Sarge go home you worked two double shifts". I say walking over. "I'm not tire" I roll my eyes. "When I was sleep deprived you drove me home, let me return the favor", I say with a sweet real smile. "I can't go home". "Why" "my wife her brother is staying over and he makes me feel and look week and tiny". "You? Look Tarry just stand up to him, if you want I can go see my two favorite girls and smack the shit out of the guy" "No it's fine" I was going to say something but my brother interrupted.
"Hey Mar sense your dressed like that do you think you can seduce him into confession". I scoff and then start to think about it. I would be able to go home. "No don't consider that" Tarry yells. "Alright I'll do it".

So I go in doing my best to be sexy but he won't do it so eventually I just came flat out and said it, "If you confess I'll let you motorboat". The I hear Terry scream, "No". I guess he is watching behind the glass. The guy in custody said, "look your real cute and sexy but I didn't do anything". I sigh, "alright". I was about to leave but he is really cute and sounds nice. "Hey if we don't find anything you think you might want to go out" I ask. "Nooo" I hear Serge yell and run in picking me up and running out.

Lucky I live close by but unlucky my asshole of a brother knows where I live and invited himself over. He got the couch but to "make it up to me" he made me breakfast. I got a full 3 hours of sleep. Jakie basically drag me to work. Uhhh I'm so mad at him. But he was surprisingly nice to me at home.

I told captain about Sarge and now we set up a bed and got him to take a nap but then he ran away to the roof. "Sarge what's wrong now". "He is coming to have dinner with me before he leaves" "I want to meet this man ok this is unexplainable, why can't you just stand up for yourself", I left because I need to think of something to do about this.

Damn it I forgot my phone. I ran back in and straight into the biggest man I have ever seen. I went flying and into a wall. "Miss I'm sorry" "marry are you ok" oh so this is the man. "Sergeant, that Russian killer in the mob yeah we found his house we need to go" I say like I'm scared. "It's alright Mary I'll go in first" Tarry canceles the dinner and followed me into the gear room. "Thanks Marry". "No problem you can sleep on my couch".