Jake Peralta's sister. Brooklyn Nine Nine.

Cholate milk

So new murder at the 9-9 and Jake and I was assigned it. But we do love Sarge, so we want him on the case but he has a Vasectomy. What ever that is. We promised that if he helped with the case that we would drive him too and from.

The case is not a murder I was wrong it was attempt. A guy who sells chocolate milk got stabbed on the side. We went to question the victim, and he sounded pretty sure of who did it. And I was also wrong it was not chocolate milk. I don't know what it was but it is from hell. Man today is just not my day. "Come on Sarge lets get that penis chopped off", Jake says as we leave. "That's what it is?", I asked surprised. "No Mary don't believe your dumb brother", Sarge says.
So get this, Tarry is so big that they didn't have enough medicine to put him to sleep, so we just drove him home and he has zero filter. When we got in he started talking about Jakie's small head. He turned to me. "And you you are so cute", he says pinching my cheeks, " If a boy ever comes to close just tell me". He starts puffing his chest. "Jakie take care of her ok?", he says and Jake agrees and try's to get him to bed.
"Jake promise me you won't let me get the surgery I want more kids", he whines and goes and puts on his pjs. "What the hell is a vasectomy?" I ask Jake. "Let's just say you can't have kids after, Mary we can't let him get one, we need to get him to talk to his wife" "agreed", I say still not knowing what it is. But in the end he fell on Jake and I just left him there and went home.
At work the next day he told us that he did want it. I could tell he is lying. Then I fell on a banana peel, like in cartoons. My brother tried to catch me, but when he bent down his whole back cracked and he screamed. "You are the worst cop", I say getting up and walking away.
We were questioning the suspect and he talked about getting drunk and looking at women doing Pilates. "Eww dross", I say and take his wine. I needed it last Night I looked up what a vasectomy and got to the weird part of the internet and sadly also YouTube. After we finish talking to the neighbors all we accomplished was Jake embarrassing me. Just like every other day. I forgot to mention that my brother booked couples counseling for us and Terry. And she had the nerve to ask about our father. I just walked out after that.
Then Tarry was still going to the appointment, so my brother kept trying to tackle him but I just tried to talk to him. We gave up and went to wait for him there but when he was being transferred he tells us that we are right. "Nypd! Put everything down" and that's how we got him out of there.