Clef- I'm just sayin, food is a lie the government tells us we need so they can make more money
Gears overhearing clef- I hope natural selection kills you soon, we can't have you near children either.
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Glass- I like my plant!
Bright- yeah?
Glass- yes, and I'm gonna name him tod!
Bright- perfect, you can set him on your desk and he will always be there.
Glass- hurray! A permanent friend!
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Bright- I look stunning
Kondraki- you look like you fell out a 7 story window and on your way down got struck with lightning and had a plane hit to you
Bright- wow konny, that's a bit specific don't ya think?
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Iceberg- it's colder than a witches tit out here!
Clef- oh really? I hadn't noticed, maybe it's because we'RE IN FUCKING ANTARTICA ICEBERG!
Iceberg- alright alright, you don't have to yell, I get it I'm stupid and cold
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Gears- if I ever say I'm happy just know that it means clef has died and I no longer have to deal with him.
Gears- I'm happy.
Iceberg- wait a minute-
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Kondraki- don't ever come near me or my son again!
Clef- or what? You gonna hit me or something? Oh I'm so scared!
Kondraki- no I'm gonna shoot you in the head, cut up your corpse, and feed it to your dog.
Clef- Jesus christ ok man
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Bright- if I don't live through this just know my last words were probably 'I'm so gonna regret this in the morning'
Glass- bright your being dramatic
Bright- spiders are fucking terrifying! I don't want to have to deal with this
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Rights- maybe if I just doodle my worries away I'll be happy
Iceberg- you can't draw yourself happy and expect to feel happy, that's not how that works
Rights- well fuck I'm out of ideas then
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Gerald running from a monster - this was never a good plan! Why did I agree to this?!
Bright right beside him sprinting- I don't know why you even listened to me! It s always bad to listen to me!
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Bright- I'm having a fucking breakdown and clef is eating frootloops?!
Clef- it just goes to show that I'm better than you
Bright- ...
Clef- you want some?
Bright- yeah
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Glass crying his eyes out- why the fuck me?!
Kondraki- stop crying, you look terrible and I don't know how to comfort you in this situation.
Glass- fuck you, you dick! I didn't ask for you to be here!
Kondraki- Jesus christ, this is what you look like when not playing happy therapist?
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Gears- I love you iceberg
Iceberg- holy f-ing shit! Do you mean that?
Gears- why would I tell you something I didn't mean?
Iceberg- *dying from gears and his love for gears*
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Gears- I hate everyone here.
Gears- except for iceberg.
Gears- he's cute.
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Bright- I absolutely hate whatever the fuck that is
Clef- those are just mannequins?
Bright- those little shits can burn in the firey pits of hell
Kondraki- is there something you want to tell us? Like, I dunno, why the hell you are scared of mannequins?
Bright- they look like humans, they can be possessed by ghosts, not to mention there creepy as fuck!
Clef- ok then, moving on
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Glass stubbing his toe- MotherFucker! God damnit, not one day without tragedy?!
Iceberg overhearing him- glass? Are you- are you ok?
Glass- when has anybody ever been ok?! Name one person who wasn't mentally ill!
Iceberg- right let's get you some whiskey
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Take this while I have like 3 things in my drafts.
Some of these lines were changed up to better fit the character but either I have said them or a friend has.
Anyway have a good day/night/afternoon/mornin!
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Fanfictionwhy can't I find more stories on doctor bright that aren't x reader?! where is the angst?! where is the drama?! I crave sadness from others so I will produce sadness for others! haha enjoy! Back in business for a bit, have fun