Scp Doctor Oneshots (Mostly Bright)

Dr. Group Chat 2

The was a request from an irl friend-

Cannons- bright

Tired- glass

K.Booterflys'- kondraki

bombs- iceberg

Classical- gears

Good boy- crow

Bastard- clef

The names change later on
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Chaos begins with-

Good boy: do you ever want to know what dogs talk about?
Good boy: well good news for you!
Good boy: they are constantly plotting your death

Cannons: did one of us do something?

bombs: what havent we done

Cannons: fair point

Good boy: whoever decided to move all my things 1 inch from where they usually are
Good boy: you are dead to me.

Tired: and how does this make you feel Dr. Crow?

Good boy: if you are trying to trick me into telling you how I feel you suck at this

Tired: fine then
Tired: guess I won't tell you who did this to your office and delete the footage

Good boy: wait no-

Tired: come to my office and talk with me
Tired: we can discuss terms there

Good boy: on my way there

K.Booterflys: did-
K.Booterflys: did glass just do that?

Cannons: recently he's been getting black mail/dirt on people
Cannons: and forcing them to go to therapy sessions

bombs: does he do that to you?

Cannons: no I'm already forced to go at least once a week
Cannons: it's the 05 orders for me

Bastard: I can confirm glass doing this
Bastard: me and konny have been at the leading end of this once

K.Booterflys: please never remind me

Cannons: I wanna know what happened in your session now
Cannons: did you see him write anything down

K.Booterflys: fuck off bright we ain't tellin you shit

Bastard: I'm with kon on this one
Bastard: which rarely ever happens

Cannons: do I need to tell everyone the bottle incident?

K.Booterflys: oh fuck

Bastard: noo

K.Booterflys: why do you even know about that?

Cannons: I used to go through glass' files daily to find dirt on you all
Cannons: can I just say reading that one made my day 10x better

Bastard: go shove a can up your ass bright

Cannons: is this another thing you've done?

K.Booterflys: no

Cannons: of course you would know
Cannons: huh konny?

K.Booterflys: call me that again and I beat your ass