Bright: my mom said it'd be ok to draw point if it made me good money
Glass: bright, while I feel like this explains a lot more, that was not part of the question I asked. I asked why you felt the world abandoned you
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Bright: would you look at the time, I gotta go!
*Bright runs out the door*
Clef: all I asked was what he thought of my macaroni art, is it that bad?
Kondraki: it's worse than bad. You should quit trying
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Glass: you ever see a ghost?
Gears: Respectfully, what the fuck Dr. Glass?
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Clef: I will gouge your eyes out and make you eat them
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Bright: I will destroy you if you do that again, you hear me?
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Glass: This fucker is on his last life, I don't know how he's still standing, but he is.
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Iceberg: I will make you wish you had died the moment you met me.
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Kondraki: perish.
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Gears: is that a can of frosting?
Iceberg: I paid for it with my money. I'm going to eat it.
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Kondraki: we have the most toxic friendship ever
Glass: I know, you threaten me, I threaten you, you make me scared of you, and you just laugh
Kondraki: if I make ya scared it means I'm doin my job correctly
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Bright: Darlin if I wanted you dead, I would have poisoned that chocolate I gave you a few months back
Glass: that... is oddly comforting to know that you didn't do that
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Gears: out of all the introverts to walk up to and ask to be friends with you, what made you think I was a suitable option?
Iceberg: you seemed less likely to piss me off more than anything
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Clef: when I was home one day I just randomly screamed, but the thing is kondraki was home and I didn't realize it. So he just... came out of our room and stared at me weird until he muttered something and walked away
Kondraki: I was muttering a Bible verse incase you were possessed, but honestly I now know that no sane demon would tough you with a 10 foot pole
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Bright: don't. Don't do that.
Gears: Do what?
Bright: that thing where your voice gets lower and deeper because your upset about something
Gear: What makes you think I'm upset?
Bright: because I just watched you frown for 7 minutes while staring at iceberg
Gears: fair point
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Glass: I am so done with you guys, I can practically hear Satan's voice telling me to strangle you.
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Bright: so your type is doctors and detectives? Will I ever be good enough for you?
Glass: YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDNT JUDGE!!!
*sobbing in the background*
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Clef: I thought you hated me?
Kondraki: no I didn't hate you, I just wanted for you to confront me
Clef: I was waiting for you to come to me!
Glass: your both stupid you know that?
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That's all I have for now!
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Fanfictionwhy can't I find more stories on doctor bright that aren't x reader?! where is the angst?! where is the drama?! I crave sadness from others so I will produce sadness for others! haha enjoy! Back in business for a bit, have fun
