Dr. Bright: soo...
Dr. Glass: no bright, I do not have a lollipop, that was a lie to get you to get some therapy.
Dr. Bright: damnit! Not again
Dr. Glass: you know, after the first few times I thought you would stop coming in because you were smarter and knew better, but I keep using the same lie and you keep on coming
Dr. Bright: I just keep hoping you have lollipops! Is that a bad thing?
Dr. Glass: I'll personally get you one if you come to the next session
Dr. Bright: Deal!
*Glass did not get him his lollipop at the next session*
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Dr. Kondraki: alright, show me your war cry!
Dr. Iceberg: RAWWW!!
Dr. Kondraki: I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover
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Dr. Gears: you know, it's not likely you will escape this without injury
Dr. Clef: yeah I know, but blowing shit up with iceberg proves to be better and better each time! That man has some talent for explosives
Dr. Gears: that 'talent' is what got him radiation galore and now he sees the world in "weird colors" as he describes it
Dr. Clef: awesome!
Dr. Gears: no-
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Dr. Crow: so, you thought I was a dog that walked in all 4's with a human conscious transported inside
The Author: yep
Dr. Crow: and this was because you read some of the wiki and those articles were written with things that made it seemed I walked on all 4's
The Author: unfortunately
Dr. Crow: ...
Dr. Crow: that is very on brand for you people
The Author: we know
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Dr. Glass: bright! Where the hell have you been?!
Dr. Bright: oh shit-
Dr. Glass: you'd of better have a good reason for skipping our session you fucker or I will make you wish you could die
Dr. Bright: I'm so scared-
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Dr. Kondraki: sooo, you want a beer?
Dr. Glass: He's 4!!
Dr. Kondraki: IDK???!
(Draven did not get the beer, he got apple cider)
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Draven: are you- are you sure you want to meet my dad? Because like- you do not need to meet my dad
Dr. Talloran: yes I'm sure I want to meet your dad, after all, it's only going to be for a few minutes and then I need to hop off site
Draven: yeah but see, here's the thing-
Dr. Kondraki: sorry it took me so long to get out here, clef was holding me up, what would you like to announce?
Draven: uhh- you do not look the same since I last saw you, more clean, you don't smell like alcohol, you seem to even get good sleep now, what changed?
Dr. Talloran: Draven be nice! It has been a long while that you haven't seen him.
Dr. Kondraki: you can blame my idiot friends for needing me to stay sober, get good sleep, and generally exist so that they can torment me
Dr. Bright: *faintly* I heard that!
Dr. Clef: *also faintly* shhhh!
Draven: ah-
Dr. Talloran: well Dr. Kondraki, the thing we wanna say is that we're engaged and we would like you to know
Dr. Kondraki: oh! That's good for you guys, when's the wedding?
Draven: not gonna have a wedding, just sign the papers and go out to eat, can't leave the site for more than 48 hours before some shit breaks down
Dr. Kondraki: ah, that's felt, anyway, congratulations James and Draven, I hope you'll be happy together
Draven: uh yeah, we uh, we will be
Dr. Talloran: well, we gotta go now, bye Dr. Kondraki! We'll come back around soon again, ok?
Dr. Kondraki: alright kid, take care Draven!
Draven: yes sir!
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Woooow it has been a while guys! I am so sorry to come back, say that I would update and take requests, and then ghost y'all like that, that's on me!
Life hit me with a brick over the head and school took a bat to my knees so there's that, I will try to get some requests done considering I'm on break now so that'll work out
Have a great day/night/afternoon/mornin!
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Fanfictionwhy can't I find more stories on doctor bright that aren't x reader?! where is the angst?! where is the drama?! I crave sadness from others so I will produce sadness for others! haha enjoy! Back in business for a bit, have fun
