Glass: hhh
Bright: you good?
Glass: I have inhaled a lot of deeze and am having trouble breathing currently
Bright: the fuck are deeze glass?
Clef: you fool. You absolute idiot.
Glass: deeze nuts! Fuck you bright!
Bright:...
Bright: I'm legally aloud to kill you now
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Clef: what time is it?
Kondraki: ur mom o'clock
Clef: holy fucking shit Kondraki I will knock you out
Kondraki: sounds like someone didn't get enough love from their parents
Clef: get the fuck over here
*Kondraki proceeded to get his ass handed to him by clef*
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Bright: if I'm gay, and your all gay, then who's the straight one
*gears go to raise his hand but iceberg pulls it back down*
*camera cuts to Dr. Crow*
Crow: it's me, I'm the straight one.
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Draven: fuck off dad I'm playing Pokémon sun with James
Kondraki: back in my day we didn't have this sun and moon crap, we had cards that were shiny and gameboys that were all too loud
Draven: you are ancient
Kondraki: I'm bouta whoop your ass
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James: I'm kind and sweet and-
Kondraki: and a demon hell spawn who likes to pretend to be innocent
James: shit you've caught on to my schemes
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Iceberg: wanna make out with me behind a wall and then get yelled at by others for not getting together already?
Gears:...
Gears: yeah sure, got nothing better to do on a Monday
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Bright: you have fucking uno! It came with the damn Xbox!
Clef: I have literally the oldest Xbox to man, I don't have uno!
Kondraki: just get fucking uno clef!
Clef: FUCK YOU!
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Crow: and now we interrupt your daily program to talk about gay people. They're everywhere.
Glass: and now playing; a reading of my immortal
Bright: no-
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Have this short ass chapter while I work on the scp reacts chapter
Any other requests anyone wants type it now or forever hold your peace, amen
Have a good day/night/afternoon/mornin!
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Fanfictionwhy can't I find more stories on doctor bright that aren't x reader?! where is the angst?! where is the drama?! I crave sadness from others so I will produce sadness for others! haha enjoy! Back in business for a bit, have fun
