How can an idea so stupid, create something so smart
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Yellow placed the shards of two gems together specifically a shattered Pearl and Aquamarine. She knew it wouldn't work but she had to do something to past the time...
[A/N: just a heads up, most of these aren't cannon!! But in the right circumstances it can be ;3 ONTO THE CONTENT!!]
*Labradorite and Amethyst hanging out* Labradorite: "guess who walking around here like the biggest gem around town." Labradorite points to herself with a smug smile.
Labradorite: "wanna know why?" Amethyst nods, surprisingly shocked. Labradorite: "CAUSE MY PERI GOT ME ONE OF THESE!"
Labradorite pulls a Destabilizer from her gem and activates it over her head, the voltage nearly blocking out her voice.
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<BEEEP->
<inspo from a tiktok I don't remember the name of>
*Peridot's making a call out post on Cheep* Peridot: "I've come to make an announcement. Yellow Diamond's a bitch-ass mother fucker. She shattered my fucking wife. That's right. She took her Yellow Diamond privilege and she went ahead and shattered Labby! So I'm making a callout post on my Cheep-."
<BEEP-!>
*the moment Labradorite poofed* Labradorite:*poofs into smoke* Peridot, all the way in the kindergarten with Steven and Amethyst:*tenses* "something just happened."
<BEEEEP--!>
Peridot, tampering with the communication hub: "good morning, gems and humans."
Steven, in the comfort of his own home: "I'm a human and a gem!"
Peridot: "guess what? I have a brand new item for you, it's call the game cube 2, I'm going to be releasing it soon. I know that you're all jealous especially you, [insert random username here]. Listen up, there's something going on that I'm going to be doing for this. A race, a special race, there'll be something happening. Do you see this?"
A Destabilizer was shown in a diagram type way.
Peridot: "This is the Destabilizer that I am going to give to my wife and or romantic or platonic partner. It'll be their's for the rest of time, with the game cube 2. So if you want-"
Peridot was cut off by some interference.
Steven, slightly flabbergasted: "wow I didn't know Peridot was Bisexual."
Peridot's feed clicked back on. Peridot: by the way I'm Bisexual, how do you turn this thing off-?"
