1. Brains aren't everything, in your case their nothing.
2. Ever since I saw you in the family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
3. I heard the only place you've ever been invited to is outside.
4.I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to come out of your nostril like that?!
5. Judging by your makeup, someone sure does miss their coloring books.
6. I get more pleasure slamming my face into a wall then being with you.
7. It's better to let someone think you're a idiot than opening your mouth and proving it.
8. You're proof god has a sense of humor.
9. If dicks could fly, your mouth would be a airport.
10. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far my ass.
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HumorJokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still...
