1. I would hit you, but that'll be animal abuse.
2. At first, I thought your mom was walking your dog, then I realized the dog was you.
3. I think you missed the part if puberty where you get more attractive not ugly.
4. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
5. Aw, it's cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
6. You're like cancer, nobody wants you, and if they did, they try to get rid of it.
7. Why so you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison your drink.
8. Hey, the zoo called. They want their animal back.
9. Do you want to lose ten pounds of ugly? Cut off your head.
10. Don't go to a mind reader, go to a palm reader. I know you have a hand.
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Damn, I was exhausted after Thanksgiving day. I had to go to this family celebration party thingy. Spent like 4 hours there. Then when we were driving home, my dad's car broke down, so we had to call my mom and wait 30 minutes, then they fought.
To shorten everything up, shit got real. Peace out!
*Brofist*
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