1. Hey, this is the village, they want their idiot back.
2. I'm a smartass? It's better than you being a dumbass.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see your unarmed.
6. Can you speak clearly? Or is your mouth always full of shit?
7. Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
8. I'm sorry, but I don't speak slut.
9. Don't you feel a little but lightheaded? Because you've lost your mind!
10. Some people bring happiness wherever they go, but you bring happiness whenever you go.
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If it were me and I insulted someone like a boss, I would say,"And bitch, you just got... BURNED, MOTHA FUCKA!"
Idk, that's just me. Peace out!
*Brofist*
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