1. Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
2. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
4. Hard work pays off in the future, lazyness pays off now!
5. I'm on a seafood diet, I see food, I eat it.
6. M.A.T.H = Mental Abuse To Humans
7. If you have a problem, FACE IT!
Not FACEBOOK IT!
8. 10 year olds on Facebook with their status " It's complicated ". What'd someone do? Steal your animal crackers?
10. Let's eat, grandma.
Punctuation saves lives.
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Staying home with my sisters. At least it's quiet in my room. Spent the day playing Minecraft and watching Naruto. I'm a big fat ass nerd. Enough of me telling you bout my daily boring life.
Who am I kidding, that was just a short 5 sentences ( If I can count correctly ).
And damn, we're nearing 400 reads. That's awesome. Peace out!
*Brofist*
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