1. Yo mama so stupid, when someone stole her TV she ran out and yelled to them,"YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!"
2. Yo mama so stupid, she thought seaweed was something fishes smoke.
3. Yo mama so stupid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps.
4. Yo mama so stupid, when she tried to get up, she went down.
5. Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.
6. Yo mama so stupid, it took her 2
hours to watch 60 minutes.
7. Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
8. Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl.
9. Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said 'concentrate'.
10. Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over the flat surface.
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I told my friends that my favorite genre of music is country and they were like," Ew. It makes my head hurt." Or some shit like that. Like 2 of them likes country. I was just like what the fuck? Country is cool. Why ya gonna hate, bitch?
Comment down below your favorite type of music. My 2nd favorite would be rock. Peace out!
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