1. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilted,
And the violets dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
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2. Don't be shy,
Don't be blue,
Frankenstein was ugly too.
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3. My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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4. Roses are red,
Your blood is too,
Don't turn around,
I'm right behind you!
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5. Love may be beautiful,
Love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you,
Because I was pissed.
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6. My feelings for you,
No words can tell,
Except maybe " Go To Hell ".
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7. Bacon is red,
Bacon is rough,
But one strip of bacon is never enough.
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8. I cannot see,
I cannot pee,
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw,
Oh my god! What can I do?
My memory shrinks,
My hearing stinks,
My body's drooping,
I have trouble pooping,
My golden years are in my past,
Oh golden years.... KISS MY ASS!
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9. Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever alone.
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10. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trash is dumped,
AND SO ARE YOU!
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Schools being a pain in the ass! My grades suck and all that shit and I'm too lazy to do my homework. Lol.
A lot of you will probably understand. And my moms fucking pregnant, so I've got another pest coming to bother the shit outta me. How fun is that? :D
Note the sarcasm. Anyways... Peace out!
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