1. Hop off a airplane but have a parachute ready
2. Twerk standing on a train track
3. Bitch slapping a super muscled dude who can easily beat your ass up
4. Throw a rock at the police and the running for your life
5. Bring a fake gun to school and aim it at the principal
6. Steal some important shit from a museum and if there's a glass case bring in a hammer and smash it open
7. Curse the security guys out and RUN
8. Try and steal some guy's girlfriend, they'll come after you.
9. Mess around with a ripped black guy.
10. Do try all of this bullcrap.
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