1. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is... In love with me.
2. Crap! Something is wrong with my cell phone, your numbers not on it!
3. Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
4. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents.
5. If you stood in front of a mirror with eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
6. I'm wondering does your lips taste as good as they look?
7. I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
8. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious!
9. Do I know you? Cuz you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
10. Are you lost ma'am? Cuz heaven is a long way away from here.
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HumorJokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still...
