1. If you were a vegetable, you'll be a cutecumber.
2. If I had a flower for how beautiful you are, I'll have a garden.
3. If you were a burger at McDonalds you'll be McGorgeous.
4. The amount of sand in a desert doesn't even compare to my love for you.
5. I would die a million times just so I can be with you.
6. Hi, I'm Mr.Right. I heard you were looking for me?
7. Are you extinct? Because you're the only one for me.
8. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
9. You make me wish I wasn't gay!
10. Was you dad in the Air Force? Cause your DA BOMB!
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I don't get it. Tip for all them guys out there: If you want to get a girl, buy her flowers and give her a hug! Like c'mon you don't need some shitty line. This also goes for girls too.
Hugs are cool. Nothing beats hugs. Except stuff. Yeah. Stuff is cool. Really cool. Yay, stuff! Peace out!
*Brofist*
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