1. I'm 10% suga,
10% spice,
But I'm 80% bitch,
So you better be nice!
__________
2. I can't make you like me,
So I'll stalk you and make you give in.
(Grin) :D
________
3. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The smell of toilets,
Remind me of you.
_________
4. I know you think I'm sexy,
I know you think I'm fine,
But like all the other guys waiting to get my number,
Get in the line.
_________
5. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I thought Voldemort was ugly,
Then I saw you.
_______
6. Roses are grey,
Violets are yellow,
...Shit, I'm colorblind.
_________
7. I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me HIV,
It started with a hug, but he wanted more,
I got raped by a dinosaur!
_________
8. There once was a driver named Jake,
Who made one of the world's stupidest mistake,
He drove through a wall and into a hall,
When he mixed up the gas and the brake.
__________
9. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick,
I'll throw it at you.
_____________
10. A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
Barney is my enemy,
Put a gun up his nose,
Pulled the trigger, there he goes.
(From sleepykittyawn)
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