1. If there's a speed of light, then what's the speed of dark?
2. How do you tell if your out of invisible ink?
3. What would happen if you get scared half to death twice?
4. Does yogurt come out when you pee or poo?
5. What do you call a male ladybug?
6. What hair color do they put on the license plate of a bald man?
7. Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows" ?
8. Can a Jynx be male?
9. How can you tell when your sour cream goes bad?
10. How young can you die of old age?
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So this was a short little....thing? I mean this isn't a chapter cuz this ain't a book. So. Yeah. Now I'm confused. Is this a chapter? Is this a book? Question 11 and 12. YEAH!
So I updated my actual REAL book. So yeah. I'm too lazy to put a link and shit. Plus I don't know how cuz I'm a big noob.
P.s. I deleted it because it sucked balls. Maybe that's why you can't find it. :P
Peace out!
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